fallontonight:

"How do you make new friends?" Unqualified Advice with Jenny Slate [x]

Jenny Slates Steps to Making New Friends: Step 1. Buy a Pizza. Step 2. Put it in your purse. Step 3. Give it to people who you want to be friends with. 

(Source: adumbscotts)

mybollywoodobsession:

Inspired By »> aur-ho

hissaviour-herhome:

      [Captain Swan; hiatus meme] ; [x10 scenes. [5/10]

                             → "swan? what did you do?"

(via justren21)

fallontonight:

WEB EXCLUSIVE: John Oliver stuck around after the show to help a fan write their “Tea Time with Batman” screenplay in this "Unqualified Advice"

officialrassspy:

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officialrassspy:

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anhtarctica:

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