My anaconda don’t want none

matthewsagan:

because it ate last month and snakes don’t need to be fed very often since they use external environmental heat sources to regulate their body temperature and can therefore survive on far fewer calories than warm-blooded animals

(Source: matthewsagan, via classyandkinky)

the-stetson-playboy:

damn straight

the-stetson-playboy:

damn straight

(Source: stephysilence)

hipstocracy:

soo true!

hipstocracy:

soo true!

aliens-of-london:

I ship them so hard

aliens-of-london:

I ship them so hard

clarade-lune:

It is a shame to dwell on murky thoughts when there is such beauty here.

acidskyez:

Figured I would irritate every fandom, even my own.

acidskyez:

Figured I would irritate every fandom, even my own.